The Jesuit's latest scheme to use atmospheric gases to cause worldwide diarrhoea has been uncovered in a memo found in the Jesuit Mainframe. Along with details of the planned epidemic the cure is also listed. When diarrhoea occurs a teaspoon of common kitchen rosemary must be taken analy. After five minutes the rosemary will absorb the harmful bacteria. It can then be defecated out. No news yet onb whether the epidemic will affect clones.
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