Fighting Continues At Jesuit Defector News HQ

We are running on reserve power. HQ has been overrun by the Jesuits. Shutdown of this blog is expected soon. Fighting has continued for days and though resistance groups have valiantly answered our cries for help they have been decimated. We welcome more fighters but it appears to be a futile battle. This may be our final news post.

Major Battle Raging At Jesuit Defector News HQ

Scores dead. Enemy Jesuit attackers have taken over most of building. Calling in all available resistance units to converge and rescue us.

Voting Time

IF we succeed in our plan of taking over the Jesuit Nukkake Zeppelin before the planned attack on Putin next Thursday we have a decision to make.
Our choices are:
A) Safely dispose of the bomb and it's contents
B) Use it to counter attack a Jesuit outpost

Please send your vote brain to brain OR if you lack this ability simply leave your vote as a comment on this page.

Jesuits Plan Nukkake Attack on Moscow

Attack planned for next Thursday. Putin is their main target. The bomb is set to drop with Putin's office in the center of the blast. We are forming a covert team to take over the Nukkake Jesuit Zeppelin. Once we have control over the bomb we have a decision to make: dispose of it secretly or use it to counter attack a Jesuit outpost. This will be put to a vote.

New Nano Codes

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Nanobots Spotted Entering Michael Jackson's Tomb

More details to come.

Diarrhoea Epidemic Planned Soon, Cure Leaked

The Jesuit's latest scheme to use atmospheric gases to cause worldwide diarrhoea has been uncovered in a memo found in the Jesuit Mainframe. Along with details of the planned epidemic the cure is also listed. When diarrhoea occurs a teaspoon of common kitchen rosemary must be taken analy. After five minutes the rosemary will absorb the harmful bacteria. It can then be defecated out. No news yet onb whether the epidemic will affect clones.